She passed in the summer and never saw the lights.
The service was impeccable, the spread a little light.
The organist was Mr Gunn, the Reverend Mr Green.
The clue to staying healthy now is keeping your hands clean.
Keep your hands clean!

Open your windows and doors.
Holler your stories of love and remorse
Remember whoʼs purses now bloated and swollen
Bellow the names of the loved and the stolen
Bellow the names of the loved and the stolen.

He fell in the winter, but never touched a drop.
Iʼll pray for you for what itʼs worth, it will never stop the rot
The organist played just the one, the Reverend mustard keen
The clue to staying healthy now is keeping your hands clean
Keep your hands clean!

Open your windows and doors.
Holler your stories of love and remorse
Remember whoʼs purses now bloated and swollen
Bellow the names of the loved and the stolen
Bellow the names of the loved and the stolen.

They both fell together, in September fall
Side by side forever now, no one left at all.
The organist was plus one and the Reverend kept it lean
The clue to staying healthy now is keeping your hands clean.
Keep your hands clean!

Open your windows and doors.
Holler your stories of love and remorse
Remember whoʼs purses now bloated and swollen
Bellow the names of the loved and the stolen

She passed in the summer and never saw the lights.